F*** you very much

Nah just kiddin mates. Name's bastard. As you can probably already tell, I heavily enjoy the phenomenon known as Japanese Animation (anime psssh). When im not earning money posing for russian manwhore magazines, or slappin drunken women with some of my best artwork (I do tattoos), I drag my brass balls across the floor, collapse on the couch, rip open a bag of fritos, and watch me some goddamn anime. I would reveal to you my favorites, but it's more fun to tell folks what animes I hate, which are the following: Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, Dragonball Z, Death Note, Hitman Reborn, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Soul Eater, ahhmmmm....uhhhh fuckin.... Code Geass, Yu Yu Hakusho, Full Metal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, Rosario + Vampire, Blood: The Last Vampire - Hey you notice there is alot of fuckin vampire sh*t in anime? I guess Hellsing was allright. I just wish that white bitch would actually put out. TITS or GTFO amirhyte? Of course I am. Now where was I? Ah right. I also hate Dragonball GT, Pokemon, Shakugan No Shana, Kekaishi, Rurouni Kenshin, History's Strongest Bitch, and probably like, 43 others that escapes me. Yeah. Those all suck, but not equally. Some suck ass more then others. I swear I lose my hard on every time I happen to view garbage like Inuyasha or Bleach.
 
Allright lets see...what else about me. Uh in my past I used to fix microwaves after stealing them from urban homes and selling them on ebay for quadruple the price. It was a pretty good racket for a couple of years until I posted my findings on the interwebz. Now everybody wants in on the action and I just can't make an honest living in that field anymore. So I done gave that up and switched to the sh*t I told you above. When im not watching animu, sketching images of hippo fetuses with a needle on  fat chick's asses, Or posing with other roid raging, 24 inch python packin studs for mags, I like to write manga. I am not very good with the art part (alot of my characters end up looking like jagged dicks) but im pretty damn good with storylines. Im currently working around the clock day and night to finish my latest masterpiece: "The Dying Fetus that almost wasnt" and "Close That Fuckin Sun Roof Dude!" The first story is about a thieving bastard who's out to steal his girlfriends money by marrying her and taking half her billion dollar fortune. To really seal the deal he fucks her and then bails with the dough and she gets a newly forming fetus. I won't spoil the rest of the story but the fetus gets into all sorts of wacky situations. The second story is about a sun roof and how he needs to get it shut. When im done with the second story it should be about 33 volumes long. Pretty epic.
 
My favorite foods are tacos from taco bell. I won't eat any of that sh*t from the so-called real mexican resturaunts because mexicans are f*cking assholes. If they need help buildin that wall i'll be sure to volunteer for getting it setup. I also enjoy chinese food. Orange chicken is the sh*t. But if its prepared by filipinos it usually taste like fermented ass. I only let a chinamen prepare my chicken. My favorite thing to drink is Dr. Pepper. Do to a disorder I have I can only taste 18 out of the 23 flavors advertise. Which is one of the primary reasons why I've been going to a psychologist for 5 years. But thats another story. Anyway I think thats about it. Go ahead and ask me any questions if ya got any. I'll probably ignore them though. Umm...Slipknot sucks and thanks for having me here.
 

ah sorry mates. I forgot to sign in. This is actually my post. my bad gents.

Nah just kiddin mates. Name's bastard. As you can probably already tell, I heavily enjoy the phenomenon known as Japanese Animation (anime psssh). When im not earning money posing for russian manwhore magazines, or slappin drunken women with some of my best artwork (I do tattoos), I drag my brass balls across the floor, collapse on the couch, rip open a bag of fritos, and watch me some goddamn anime. I would reveal to you my favorites, but it's more fun to tell folks what animes I hate, which are the following: Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, Dragonball Z, Death Note, Hitman Reborn, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Soul Eater, ahhmmmm....uhhhh fuckin.... Code Geass, Yu Yu Hakusho, Full Metal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, Rosario + Vampire, Blood: The Last Vampire - Hey you notice there is alot of fuckin vampire sh*t in anime? I guess Hellsing was allright. I just wish that white bitch would actually put out. TITS or GTFO amirhyte? Of course I am. Now where was I? Ah right. I also hate Dragonball GT, Pokemon, Shakugan No Shana, Kekaishi, Rurouni Kenshin, History's Strongest Bitch, and probably like, 43 others that escapes me. Yeah. Those all suck, but not equally. Some suck ass more then others. I swear I lose my hard on every time I happen to view garbage like Inuyasha or Bleach.

Allright lets see...what else about me. Uh in my past I used to fix microwaves after stealing them from urban homes and selling them on ebay for quadruple the price. It was a pretty good racket for a couple of years until I posted my findings on the interwebz. Now everybody wants in on the action and I just can't make an honest living in that field anymore. So I done gave that up and switched to the sh*t I told you above. When im not watching animu, sketching images of hippo fetuses with a needle on fat chick's asses, Or posing with other roid raging, 24 inch python packin studs for mags, I like to write manga. I am not very good with the art part (alot of my characters end up looking like jagged dicks) but im pretty damn good with storylines. Im currently working around the clock day and night to finish my latest masterpiece: "The Dying Fetus that almost wasnt" and "Close That Fuckin Sun Roof Dude!" The first story is about a thieving bastard who's out to steal his girlfriends money by marrying her and taking half her billion dollar fortune. To really seal the deal he fucks her and then bails with the dough and she gets a newly forming fetus. I won't spoil the rest of the story but the fetus gets into all sorts of wacky situations. The second story is about a sun roof and how he needs to get it shut. When im done with the second story it should be about 33 volumes long. Pretty epic.

My favorite foods are tacos from taco bell. I won't eat any of that sh*t from the so-called real mexican resturaunts because mexicans are f*cking assholes. If they need help buildin that wall i'll be sure to volunteer for getting it setup. I also enjoy chinese food. Orange chicken is the sh*t. But if its prepared by filipinos it usually taste like fermented ass. I only let a chinamen prepare my chicken. My favorite thing to drink is Dr. Pepper. Do to a disorder I have I can only taste 18 out of the 23 flavors advertise. Which is one of the primary reasons why I've been going to a psychologist for 5 years. But thats another story. Anyway I think thats about it. Go ahead and ask me any questions if ya got any. I'll probably ignore them though. Umm...Slipknot sucks and thanks for having me here.

welcome to anime drift
hope u'll be active
and opls read the forum rules and wanna job just apply

Uhhh okay. But only because I think you're hot as hell.

mind ur words buddy

Hello Magnificentbastard,Welcome to Animedrift! I like your attitude, but please don't mess with my Miki or you'll regret existing

I don't get it, how can you hate fullmetal alchemist? I'll admit the first one is awful compared to both the manga and brotherhood, but on its own it's a really decent anime!

shesh i really dont like u