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Post by Miki Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:42 am

Pikachu walks into a hardware store.

"Excuse me, do you have any bananas," Pikachu asks the store owner.

"This is a hardware store, not a supermarket. So, no, we don't have bananas."

"OK," Pikachu replies, and leaves the hardware store.

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The next day, Pikachu walks back into the hardware store, and asks, "Excuse me, do you have any bananas?"

The store owner replies, "I told you yesterday. This is a hardware store, not a supermarket. We don't have bananas."

"OK," Pikachu replies, and leaves the hardware store.

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The next day, Pikachu walks back into the hardware store, and asks, "Excuse me, do you have any bananas?"

The store owner is infuriated and says, "Look, buddy, you asked me this yesterday and the day before. This is a hardware store. We don't have any bananas. But, you see that nail gun over there? You come in here tomorrow and ask me if we have any bananas, I'm going to nail you to the floor."

"OK," Pikachu replies, and leaves the hardware store.

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The next day, Pikachu walks back into the hardware store, and asks, "Excuse me, do you have any nails?"

"No," the store owner sighs.

"OK. Do you have any bananas?"
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Post by Lelouch Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:10 am

I won't laugh if it's not you're joke , but because its yours mwahahahahha!
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